"hey can we go in your room"
y’all thought this was a joke but this is an actual picture of my bedroom circa 2012 and i am not proud of it
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.